The everyman
If you’re the boring average guy with a boring
average penis, then try the crouching dragon.
Let your lady put her hands on your shoulders
and let her wrap her legs around your waist
before you crouch down in a squat for her.
Then you grind like she’s sitting in a chair.
If you get it right, she will see more than
spreadsheets and ink stains in you.
The big man
So you've got a big one. Congratulations are in
order (unless it’s one of those rubbery fire
hose types).
Play nice with that thing. Allow 15 minutes of
foreplay for your lady’s vagina to expand, then
allow her to be on top to control how deep
that monster goes.
Hello there, little fella
So you’ve got a stub – that’s not ideal, but
don’t worry about it too much. Have your lady
rest her shoulders and head on a pillow and lift
up her butt. Then have her press her thighs
together for a tighter fit in the doggy position.
If you’re the boring average guy with a boring
average penis, then try the crouching dragon.
Let your lady put her hands on your shoulders
and let her wrap her legs around your waist
before you crouch down in a squat for her.
Then you grind like she’s sitting in a chair.
If you get it right, she will see more than
spreadsheets and ink stains in you.
The big man
So you've got a big one. Congratulations are in
order (unless it’s one of those rubbery fire
hose types).
Play nice with that thing. Allow 15 minutes of
foreplay for your lady’s vagina to expand, then
allow her to be on top to control how deep
that monster goes.
Hello there, little fella
So you’ve got a stub – that’s not ideal, but
don’t worry about it too much. Have your lady
rest her shoulders and head on a pillow and lift
up her butt. Then have her press her thighs
together for a tighter fit in the doggy position.
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