5 RULES TO KENYAN NAUGHTY TEXTING

So you decide
to send them him or her a naughty message,
but you have no idea what to say. No worries.
Here’s how to get kinky without being creepy:

1. Be imaginative
Think of it as writing a story. Be descriptive.
The more creative the sexting is, the more
vivid the image and his erection. And you’re
not lying on your couch wearing your teddy
bear pj’s, you’re wearing sexy lingerie, or,
better yet, you’re completely naked, waiting to
be ravished.
2. Don’t be afraid to say things
Often you can find out what your partner really
likes or tell them what you want to do next
time you’re in the sack together through
sexting. If you want him to go down on you or
pull your hair, say so. Ten to one, he/she will
remember what you said and try it next time
you’re getting down and dirty.
3. Don’t kill the mood
Sometimes, while waiting for your partner to
reply, your mind wanders, and it’s not always
going to wonder about sexy things, but do not
let this on to your partner. Nothing spoils the
mood more than telling your lover that you
think you should go see a doctor because you
haven’t pooped in a week.
4. Be complimentary
Tell them that what they’re describing is good
and how much it’s turning you on. Say things
like “You’re (or that’s) so sexy”, “I love when
you’re naughty”, or “You’d look so beautiful in
that position”. Believe me, it helps.
5. Don’t get creepy
Yes, we encourage you to tell your partner that
you like a bit of hair-pulling, or you like it a
certain way, but don’t, and I mean DO NOT
make jokes about voyeuristic things like
urinating on each other or about hitting your
partner. Unless you both have a mutual
understanding, and are into these kinds of
things, it will kill the mood immediately.